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Tuesday, 2 April 2013

I've got a little list...

Here's my list - please add your own or suggest improvements.


If some day it should happen that a bastard must be found,
I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list
Of coalition partners who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed;
They’d none of them be missed.

The irritating Gove whose features all desire to slap
Who interferes with schools and is a most annoying chap
He thinks he’s mastered teaching more than those who qualified
He chops and changes subjects so that all are mystified
But he backed down on the E-Bacc when all others did insist.
He never would be missed, I’m sure he’d not be missed.

He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed. 

The poor thank Iain Duncan-Smith for having much less cash
They say they feel much better as they share their ‘tater ‘ash
As they’re queuing for the food bank they all have a sense of doom
About what to do with Granny now they don’t have a spare room
Then they limp off for their medical as the Government insist
He never would be missed, no he never would be missed

He's got him on the list — he's got him on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed. 

The new health secretary the egregious Mr Hunt
Is generally perceived to be a nasty little man
He’s selling off the NHS to  private sector mates
So expect far fewer treatments and some much much longer waits
And just hope and pray the doctor will still put you on HIS list
That Hunt will not be missed, I know he won’t be missed

He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed. 

The number two at Downing Street is really rather thick
Does anybody now admit to “I agree with Nick”?
He sold out all the students and he gave up on the sick
While David Laws was fiddling and Chris Huhne went off to nick
He used to have some principles but they didn’t get too far
But now he has a title and a most impressive car
But it’s ‘on your bike’ the voters up in Sheffield will insist
He’s going on the list, he’s right up on the list

He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed. 

And over the Treasury young Gideon can be found
Struggling on his trust fund which is worth four million pound
He tells the poor they should be looking for a better job
While cutting back their cash and giving tax-cuts to the nobs
As he criticises skivers for not doing the right thing
He might have been a king-maker but never will be king
‘Cos off with him the country is considerably pissed!
He’s straight upon the list, he’s deffo on the list

He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed. 

And finally the man who sits in charge at number ten,
Through Eton, Oxford, Bullingdon, he is a prince of men
He’s never had a proper job, or paid a mortgage bill
And with him in charge you’d better hope you never do get ill,
Or unemployed or injured or summarily dismissed
Yes he’s heading up the list, at the top of any list.

Well that’s my little list, what a shower of a list,
And they’d NONE of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed.

3 comments:

  1. Very well written with the right amount of humour

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    1. Thanks Tony. Rarely get comments so that's much appreciated.

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